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'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Car Dentistry.

Sew on a sequin!

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Savoy Dental Salon

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Malpractice Attorney.

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

Red wine teeth

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Menace.

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

He who laughs, lasts.

'I'm sorry, we can't give you a surgically inserted gastric band, as it appears you already have two!'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

'Nurse, I asked you to cheer up the ward.'