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Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Car Dentistry.

Sew on a sequin!

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

No offense, Doctor, but I'm feeling kinda rushed.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Savoy Dental Salon

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Malpractice Attorney.

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Red wine teeth

Menace.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

He who laughs, lasts.

"Numb yet?"

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'I'm sorry, we can't give you a surgically inserted gastric band, as it appears you already have two!'

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

"Whoopsy."

'Nurse, I asked you to cheer up the ward.'