Speed Mugs

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

'God's speed.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'It goes from zero to 60 in 1/20th of a second.'

'I should have listened to my Mum, she always said, 'Never underestimate how fast a zebra can run'.'

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."

I'll take speed over security anytime.

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

Young men and the need for speed...

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

"I like a speed."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We are going kinda fast, don't ya think?"

Motorbike

Cheetah

Life in the fastest lane.

'Frankly, the date was a disaster: He wouldn't stop boasting about how fast he can run!'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

'We can be on the ground and suing in no time!'

Dog flying in military jet with top down.

He's gone from 0 - 70 with plenty of emissions!

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

But officer, I am supposed to be the fastest animal on earth!

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

15 Second Grocery Delivery

"On the gentleman's left!"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"I need to tinkle."

Ancient Racing

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"