'It's a slow trap.'
Speed Trap Survivor Prints
Decorate with vibrant prints that tell the story of a speed trap survivor’s resilience. Great for personal spaces that celebrate overcoming traffic challenges with humor.
Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."
New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!
"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."
'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'
Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.
"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."
'Hole in one!!!!'
My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."
Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home
"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
Holiday Sales: The Starting Line
God in the bunker.
"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."
Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.
In case of stock market crash break glass.
'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'
Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.
'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'
"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."
Sling
"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"
'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'
"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"
'Of course I've grown! What am I? An elf?!'
Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.
Road Construction Blues.
"I hate sand traps."
Offering a golfer a spade.
Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking
See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'
'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'
Espresso Lanes
"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"
Speed Trap Survivor Prints Collection
Speed Trap Survivor Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for speed trap survivors—perfect for morning coffee or a quick smile during the day.
Speed Trap Survivor Pillows
Relax with pillows that honor the resilience of speed trap survivors. Cozy, funny, and full of character.
Speed Trap Survivor T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that humorously celebrate the tales of speed trap survivors. Wear your journey with pride and a good laugh.