Speed Limit Satirists Mugs

Speed limits.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Give Way To Cyclists

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Toad roadkill.

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

Public Transport: Hell

'I would like to thank the photo radar company for their fourth quarter presentation.'

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

'Why am I not allowed to use this agricultural road, officer? My wife always calls me 'stupid ox''!

Roadside Chicken Grill: Speed Limit 80

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

'I wasn't speeding, but I did pass two cars who were.'

'Faster than the average professional athlete goes bankrupt.'

COVID Drive Safe Thank you for not carpooling.

"Okay, maybe I did run that red light a little. But in my defence, I was too drunk to notice."

They won't be speeding past THIS moored boat!

Seat Belt Cop.

'He's got a point.'

'I understand that the red light made you angry, but you still have to stop.'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

Highway sign: 'Menacing, Dangerous Truckers: Left Lane...'

The Three Bears and Gridlock: The story of a family whose house was raided while they were stuck in traffic.

"Speeding? You've GOT to be joking!"