Speed Limit Satirists Mugs

Speed limits.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Give Way To Cyclists

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

Toad roadkill.

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

"Where's the red cape, pal?"

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

'I would like to thank the photo radar company for their fourth quarter presentation.'

Public Transport: Hell

Roadside Chicken Grill: Speed Limit 80

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

'Why am I not allowed to use this agricultural road, officer? My wife always calls me 'stupid ox''!

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

'I wasn't speeding, but I did pass two cars who were.'

'Faster than the average professional athlete goes bankrupt.'

They won't be speeding past THIS moored boat!

COVID Drive Safe Thank you for not carpooling.

"Okay, maybe I did run that red light a little. But in my defence, I was too drunk to notice."

Seat Belt Cop.

'I understand that the red light made you angry, but you still have to stop.'

'He's got a point.'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

Highway sign: 'Menacing, Dangerous Truckers: Left Lane...'

"Speeding? You've GOT to be joking!"