Speechless Warriors Mugs

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Ban on Free Speech

La Table

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Rent-a-car! We pick you up

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

Censorship is killing free society.

Which statement did Thomas Jefferson make on Jan. 16, 1787?

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

'I'm just surfing the web.'

"I want you to come up with a new word to define 'profits'."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"I'm bored."

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

Tedium Tours.

Your friends at the FCC

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Gladstone's Retirement

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

Sharp Tongue.

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."

'It started with a headache, but not I've got a bedsore from sitting so long in this waiting room!'

The Twitter logo with its mouth taped shut

Dr. Godot's waiting room.

The Poetry Stylings of Rudy Park

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

"Sire the pedants are revolting !"

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

"Why do you go to bed so late?"