Speech Survivalist Prints

Overcoming Public Speaking Anxiety

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Ban on Free Speech

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Arf! Arf!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Censorship is killing free society.

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Starving explorer.

Desert crawler following water

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"