Speech Strategist Mugs

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Ban on Free Speech

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Political convention

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Information...political rhetoric

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

Twitter censorship

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Monk Prompt

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

Freedom Book.

"The White House Washington"

Masters of Political Oratory