Speech Seeker Prints

'Hey, you'd better not be drawing me!'

Dialogue

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Ban on Free Speech

Inclusive speech

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

What's normal?

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Music downloads

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

MLK

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"The subwoofers really help."

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

Classic Emojis for sale.

"I know. I miss him, too."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

William Pitt the Elder

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

Dove of Peace and Free Speech