Special Needs Educator T-Shirts

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

'Sorry son. You're not special. You've just got crap teachers.'

School for the blind bus being driven by a guide dog.

"My special power is supervision."

A Puppet Named Juan

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Lynching on social media

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Hate Platforms

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"You're fired."

Ethics exam cheater.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Fear/Knowledge

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Campaign for Plain English

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

I will study my speling words...

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."