Special Effects Technician Prints

Best Special Effects Award

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"It's done with cables, son. Not performance-enhancing drugs."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

Subwoofer

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Monster Clown

Santa CGI Effect

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

"Someone is at the front door."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife