Special Effects Guru Mugs

Meteorite hurtles towards man who says 'That'll be a special effect' But sign shows film set is elsewhere.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

Books / Coffee table books

Santa CGI Effect

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Monster Clown

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Best Special Effects Award

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"