Spec-tacular Vision Fanatic Prints

'You're going to need stronger lenses. Have you tried contacting Palomar?'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

The latest in Eyewear.

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

Rutger Shower

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"

Hysterically laughing monster.

3D

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"Your bloodwork has come back green!"

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'