Speak Trickster Mugs

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Primitive magician

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Some card-game puns

Candid Camera store.

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Yoyo sheep

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'