Sparkling Water Selector Mugs

Woody is contemplating if it's still or sparkling.

Sparkling Water

Champagne

Go jump in the lake!

An abacus swimming pool

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Spaghetto

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

Dogs with alcohol collars.

"Would sir care to see the water list?"

"Bottled or tap?"

"Bubbles, huh? Call it what you want...it's still just gas."

"Yeah, but can you turn sparkling water into champagne?"

Happy 18th Birthday champagne

Wine Shop. Would you like the champagne or the cold duck? Give us the bottled waddle.

Seltzer paste.

"I tried sparkling once, but it just gave me a headache."

"Dad, I specifically ordered tap water, not sparkling."

'Would you like a drink with your meal?' - 'Yes, I'd like a glass of water, please.' - 'Still or sparkling?' - 'Tap.' - 'Cheapskate.' - 'Bite me.'

A patient with a Perrier drip

'You know, I always buy supermarket cava rather than fancy Champagne, and I challenge anyone to tell the difference.'

Cold water swimmer

Mineral Water: Still or Sparkling

'Everyone wants Perrier with a twist of lime.'

'How do these glasses feel?'

When casting demos get really competitive.

'What, no Perrier?'

"Be a darling and bring a seltzer when you come."

"Please turn off all mobiles."

"Mineral water!...gasp!...Mineral Water!"

Waterbucks.