Spare Change Collector Prints

"I ran out of quarters."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

The tooth fairy.

"You're on a what?!"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

European currency on the edge.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Money Bar.

"Do you buy cars here?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Money Plant.

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'God's speed.'

US dollar rising and falling.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

Money god

The Oxford Comma Coin

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.