Spanish Linguist Mugs

"Tia Carmen could never live without her 'que.'"

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"Carpe pizza"

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Don Quichotte

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

Grim Reaper teaches dead languages at university,.

What are you talking about?

Don Quixote and Dulcinea

Grim Reaper enters classroom where he teaches dead languages.

Back Down

After 31 years of teaching high school Spanish, Bob Vermer was beginning to show signs of burnout.

"Maybe I can teach you Spanish with some songs I remember singing as a young man."

"Grammatically, the stickman should be behind the deer."

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

Department of Linguistics.

Speech Impediment Cow

On the third day of Christmas...

"I hope you know that by sending me to bed I'm out of the zone now! What's Spanish for big, fat loophole?"

Don Quixote hauls off captured windmill.

Don Quixote and books

Don Quixote seizes the Barber's Bason fot Mambrino's Helmet.

"Well, hello. You're such a cute doggie!"

"Interestingly, the natives of this borough have 52 words for 'hot dog.'"