Space Optimizers Prints

This apartment is 300 square feet but, with judicious use of sliding separating walls, it feels like 1200 square feet.

"The fact that it's in a corner lot makes it seem much bigger."

Let's get organized

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"I appreciate your contribution to our drawdown of inventory, but isn't your office getting cramped?"

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

Castle Efficiency

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'The town I grew up in was so affluent they used to close the schools in honor of options expiration day.'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"That's your tiny house!"

Silly man ordered a bed that is too big for his room.

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

The murphy desk

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

Derision/Leader/Respect

Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.'

'I prefer it this way.'

'Would you be interested in adding a few options?'