Space Optimization Fan Pillows

'We believe in making use of all the available space.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Maybe clean out your wallet

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Caliologist

Moon Lander

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Smart Arse Meter

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Optician and the PI.

Castle Efficiency

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"Factominiums."

Art Gecko.

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"That's your tiny house!"

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'