Space Optimization Fan Pillows

'We believe in making use of all the available space.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Caliologist

Moon Lander

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

Smart Arse Meter

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Optician and the PI.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Castle Efficiency

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"Factominiums."

Art Gecko.

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

"That's your tiny house!"

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'