Space Junkie Pillows

"I made it from a lost space probe."

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

Junk shop with the 'largest collection of NASA space shuttle debris in Texas!'

'Houston, we have conclusive proof of water on this planet.'

"Your sun is very active."

"All this space junk - no wonder they only get one star."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Well, that one got away."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Not now, Oliver."

Flying sauces.

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'