Space Jester Prints

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Show Jumping Tantrums

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

Mr. Science Times

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!

'Hey you earthling! Today is the last day of your life!' - Hello Houston... Something is telling me this is the last day of my life!

Astronauts see 'Martian' with fig leaf on face.

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."