Space Jester Prints

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

Show Jumping Tantrums

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

Mr. Science Times

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

'Hey you earthling! Today is the last day of your life!' - Hello Houston... Something is telling me this is the last day of my life!

Astronauts see 'Martian' with fig leaf on face.

How Clowns Find Their Inner Peace.

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."