Space Industry Professional Pillows

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Employment demands

"When I've finished with all this I'm going to get myself a nice little pied-a-terre in the city."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Billionaires in Space!

Musk, Branson, Bezos.

Outer Space Outsourcing

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Marry me astronaut

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Blue Origin

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Parking meter on the moon.

"Siri, find oxygen."

"Space exploration"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

"I am not afraid of you!"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Life in the fastest lane.