Space Foodies Pillows

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Flying sauces.

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Studying String Cheese Theory

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"I made it from a lost space probe."

My dinner with Andromeda

Kirks & Tacos

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

"All this space junk - no wonder they only get one star."

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

Moon pies.

China in Space.

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

'Houston, we have conclusive proof of water on this planet.'

'Could you please do an dental x-ray? I think I broke a tooth on a rock in my in-flight meal.'

"Anomaletta"

'Now, if you can get them when they're still in the clamshell, their adrenalin is way higher which enhances the taste. In fact, here comes one right now!'

Flying Sauces

"Spoiler alert, Bob. If you need to carbon-date you lunch it's spoiled."

Gastronauts

"No. I'm not on a diet. I said 'I'm eating light.'"

Cheese of all nations - and some from outer space.

"It says to soak them overnight – or until they stop swimming."