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Uranus always gets a bad rap. Tap tap tap tap tap. What do you mean, dorkboy? I mean, no matter how mature people think they are, they always, always want to chuckle when they say "Uranus." Come on, Sadie. You know you want to smirk, even if it's in secret. What if I told you Uranus is slightly bigger than Neptune? Not chuckling! Uranus is always the butt of the joke.
"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"
Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1
"We've made great progress!"
"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
"Houston - you will Not believe this!"
"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."
You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!
'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'
Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .
Head over Hooves
"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."
"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."
"Nope, I still only have one bar."
"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."
"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."
'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'
'Gravity...Go figure!'
"Not now, Oliver."
'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'
"When we're home, are we still aliens?"
When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.
How did THAT get there? Wash me.
'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'
Flying sauces.
"Well, that one got away."
Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.
"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."
'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'
'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'
Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.
'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'
"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."
"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."
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