Space Exploration Dreamers Pillows

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"You left this on our ship."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Save Our Universe

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

Learner Driver

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

First Contact

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

One giant bark for dogkind.

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'