Space Cow Aficionado Pillows

Space Cow with Space Flies.

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

A Tumble Cow

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"I'm an enigma!"

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Eat Beef