Spa Manager T-Shirts

'This must be how the 1% feel.'

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

Spa: Pamper yourself.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"Well, at least you feel better."

"No tat's not your wife sir, she's stood right behind you."

"I wish you would quit referring to this establishment as a sweatshop!"

Spa

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Mom's Spa'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'