Spa Day Skeptic Pillows

I hate jacuzzi day.

Spa

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You're incredibly tight."

Spa Dog

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Complete Makeover

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Being Pampered.

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

Odd Spas

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

'Medium well, please.'