Souvenir Aficionado Mugs

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The Family Joules: Part 22

'Man...You age great!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

You had me at vintage.

I love the Shard

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Wow!"

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"