Southern Traditions Enthusiast Mugs

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Truman Capote

Last Chance For Reality

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Gregg Allman

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

The Redneck Shoppin' Buggy

Country Music Awards

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

A Redneck Christmas

Bed, Bath & Younder

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

Hey y'all.

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

Diocese of South Carolina!

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

"I'd like to keep my gun on."

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

Redheaded Step-Twins.

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

The Mason Bee and the Mason-Dixon Bee.

Deep South: Dixie All Ya All Can Eat Buffet

Some Settling May Not Occur

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'

"And from now on, Mrs. Chamberlain, I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me Skeeter. Try to call me Marvin."