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Deep South: Dixie All Ya All Can Eat Buffet

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Truman Capote

Last Chance For Reality

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Cool hand... Uke

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

Truman Capote

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

The Redneck Shoppin' Buggy

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

'The honourable judge Cooter Baisden now presiding.'

Hey y'all.

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

A Redneck Christmas

Bed, Bath & Younder

Ever the southern gentleman, General Armistead pauses during battle to inquire if anyone has lost a hat.

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

"I'd like to keep my gun on."

'It's a blonde, longlegged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

The Mason Bee and the Mason-Dixon Bee.

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'

Some Settling May Not Occur

"And from now on, Mrs. Chamberlain, I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me Skeeter. Try to call me Marvin."