Southern Food T-Shirts

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Last Chance For Reality

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

The Redneck Shoppin' Buggy

"When your Scottish smoked salmon comes batter dipped and deep fried, you know you're in the South."

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

Diocese of South Carolina!

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

Hey y'all.

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

Bed, Bath & Younder

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

"I'd like to keep my gun on."

"I see a future that will involve a number of secret herbs and spices

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

The Mason Bee and the Mason-Dixon Bee.

Deep South: Dixie All Ya All Can Eat Buffet

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'

Some Settling May Not Occur

"And from now on, Mrs. Chamberlain, I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me Skeeter. Try to call me Marvin."