Southern Food Lover Pillows

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Last Chance For Reality

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

Truman Capote

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

"When your Scottish smoked salmon comes batter dipped and deep fried, you know you're in the South."

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

Ever the southern gentleman, General Armistead pauses during battle to inquire if anyone has lost a hat.

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

Diocese of South Carolina!

A Redneck Christmas

Hey y'all.

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

'Where's the nearest bar?' 'Oh, they's been hibernatin' fer weeks!'

Southern Trucking Company: We Haul You All.

"I see a future that will involve a number of secret herbs and spices

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

Deep South: Dixie All Ya All Can Eat Buffet

Some Settling May Not Occur

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'

"And from now on, Mrs. Chamberlain, I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me Skeeter. Try to call me Marvin."