Southern Charmers Prints

Hill-Billy Bag Lunches

You're the olive in my martini

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Cool hand... Uke

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Wedding Wellies

Hellbillies.

Houdini re-incarnated.

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'Are you blind, Ref, it's a fowl!'

Windmill

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"You'll love Alex. He's got a lovely sense of humour."

The Country Wedding.

An Irishman unfamiliar with how a telephone works

"You have my pet and I have my pet!"

Hey y'all.

"He's a little shy around people."

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

Sex and the Old City

"You're looking good today. Is that a new dress? By the way, I'm sure this is a mistake...maybe you can raise it to..."

Ever the southern gentleman, General Armistead pauses during battle to inquire if anyone has lost a hat.

"It's not as easy as it looks."

'Miss Wilson, please send in the cow.'

'Ohhh....I love your accent!'

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'