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"Has anybody seen my old friend Nelson?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

The Selfie

Introducing Piza Island.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Little Red Riding Carpet

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Gone Fishing

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Hoxton map.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

TV stage door

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"