Source Hunter Pillows

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Raincloud Umbrella

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"No, wisdom is not hereditary, it's something you need to earn yourself..."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

Evo-Tourists

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

Questions Online

Librarian.

Low hanging fruit

'Stay on all fours. That way you can pounce on new consumer wants.'

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

'I've invented copyright.'

"I'm just sitting here waiting for an idea who's time has come...but apparently it's running late."

Writer Will Work For One Good Plot Idea

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

'A couple of years ago, nobody knew anything. Now, everybody wants to know everything.'

"William dabbles in paleontology."

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

Information and Still don't get it.

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'I'd love to tell who did it, but I'm protecting my source.'

'I take it, you're just starting out.'

'I'm a bit worried about young Frogthorpe. He's studying intellectual property law on his lunch break.'