Source Hunter Pillows

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Raincloud Umbrella

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"No, wisdom is not hereditary, it's something you need to earn yourself..."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

Evo-Tourists

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

You could have saved yourself a lot of time my reading my syndicated advice column.

'Stay on all fours. That way you can pounce on new consumer wants.'

Questions Online

Low hanging fruit

Librarian.

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

'I've invented copyright.'

"I'm just sitting here waiting for an idea who's time has come...but apparently it's running late."

Writer Will Work For One Good Plot Idea

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

'A couple of years ago, nobody knew anything. Now, everybody wants to know everything.'

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"William dabbles in paleontology."

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

Information and Still don't get it.

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'I'm a bit worried about young Frogthorpe. He's studying intellectual property law on his lunch break.'

'I'd love to tell who did it, but I'm protecting my source.'