Soups Mugs

There's a strange mist over my food. You never heard of pea soup fog?

'Talking about soup for the past three hours has me hankerin' for a nice bowl of...uh, a nice bowl of...'

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

Fortune teller buying the 'soup of tomorrow'.

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

What the Doctor Ordered

Soup of the month.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Cooking'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

What's the insect de jour?