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"Hello..? is that the 'burnt soup hotline..?'"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Agree to disagree: you see him as a witness. I see him as a chaperone.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? "Death of a Salesman." Adapted to a fly, of course.

'Not whale stew again.'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

"Waiter! There's a dangling participle in my alphabet soup!"

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

Make Your Own Alphabet Soup Starter Kit

'I think it needs more punctuation.'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

'Try new 'Letter-Rip!' It's alphabet soup AND a laxative! Guaranteed to give you a vowel movement!'

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

'This tea tastes dreadful.' - 'Tea? That's peanut butter soup.'

The menu said this soup is recommended for mature diners, and is rated "AFS." What does that stand for? "Adult fly situations."

'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?'

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

'I figured this would make great soup - I got it from a hunter this morning!'

"They said that creating an alphabet soup was a bad idea, but I will make them eat their words."

"Guilty! The broth was awful!"

Quark soup

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

A pipping hot chicken + vege broth. . . or as we now call it, a bowl of cold water.

"I hate alphabet soup. It reminds me of that spelling I flunked."

'No, look at my alphabet soup, it says OMG.'

Alphabet soup - Large print edition.

"I went through the pain barrier pulling my socks on."

'I'm attempting to transmute calcium oxide, copper gluconate, manganese sulfate and benzaldenyde into condensed soup.'