Soup Skeptic Mugs

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? "Death of a Salesman." Adapted to a fly, of course.

May I recommend the soup du jour? Not today. In addition to my mental issues and my dental issues, I also happen to have lentil issues. Menu.

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?'

Just Say No to Chicken Soup

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'It feels warm enough to me.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

What's the insect de jour?

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.