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My Dancing

"What?! You called for Souper Man, right?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Boys Cooking

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

What's the insect de jour?

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"