Soundscape Creators Pillows

Birds with Headphones

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

Gramophone Headphone

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

Legends of Hold Music

An obstacle course for musicians,

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

Musical Rain

Conductor and waterfall

Noise: An Overview.

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

"Press one for a gurgle. Two for a whoosh or three for a splish splosh."

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

"Wonderful! Here's ten pounds. . . to move to the other end of the street!"

Regulars' Earphones

Death and the mp3 player.

Elevator volume control.

"He loves country music."

A noisy drill annoys a statue.

Reprisals!

"When I start my car, it makes this terrible noise."