Sound System Fan Prints

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Mass Travel

Waking Up With Rooster.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Cat and Broom

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Addiction to mobile.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

Blues Night.

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"The following story is based on a Netflix original series, from a book published by Amazon.com."

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

Netflix Award Show

We successfully replaced your pacemaker with an iPod, Mr. Wyatt

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Percy Grainger.

Wow. Is your heartbeat in stereo? It's actually beyond stereo, doctor. You should get yourself a quadrophonic stethoscope!

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.