Sound System Enthusiast Mugs

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'I pimped your sound-system.'

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Turn down the bass."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

The Gong

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Being heard got me where I am today."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Older and wiser

Musical Accidents

'Turn that ambient music down!'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

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