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The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"The subwoofers really help."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Things that go beep in the night.

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"I've recorded every noise my baby makes, so that when he's older I can play it back and he can tell me what he was trying to say. . .!"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

A singing microphone.

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

Sammy Davis Jnr.

Missing. Last seen with.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Recording Studio

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Lovebird and the Song Birds

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

"Sixty three percent of my life is on video."

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"