Sound Mixer Prints

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Interdisciplinary studies.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

New music conference

Veloci-Rapper

Birds with Headphones

One-man band rehearsal.

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Old songs made new

Books and Phones

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Club DJ.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Books-CDs-Tapes.

Bach Doubles

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Angel and Devil Music.

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

Clam - The Dance Mix

Beethoven's 10th

House trained cat

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

A Meeting of Audio Buffs.

"Maybe my argument will make more sense if I run it through some of these sick effects pedals."

Turn this music off! Please. Thumpa thump … Thank goodness. This is insane. How can they combine a talk show with house music? Allow us to explain: To attract younger audiences, we, the media conglomerates, must communicate on their terms, on their wavelength. More media, multimedia, simultaneous media, streaming screaming gleaming screeching grinding mind-bending media! I'm going to kill something! You're playing into their hands. Thumpa thumpa thumpa.

The DJ