Sound Mimicry Pillows

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Future garbage truck driver.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Don't repeat this."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Rod Stewart

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Cow can

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Parroting

"Ever notice the older you get the more you stop repeating yourself."

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

The Ventriloquist's Arms

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

A Cow Reversing

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

"The cow said moo, the pig said oink, the chicken went cluck cluck, I baaed and then we adjourned."

"...Now try and guess this one..."

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

Teenage mimes are kinda boring.

'Well, you would have a nasal voice too if you had a nose like mine...'

"You're humming that tune our dryer makes when it's completed the cycle."

"Guess what, Pop? The voice-activated ATM downtown thinks I sound just like you."

My new app lets me change my voice to sound like anyone. I can sound like Beyonce

Multiple Personalities: "Woof, meow, oink, moo."