Sound Magician Prints

Actors and foley artist in radio studio.

Blowing balloons.

Fuzz - Max has a sexy guitar effect.

'How fast can you hype?'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Caught in the Music

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Stupid Microwave

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"I lost the groove."

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

Stealing thoughts.

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Club DJ.

Mummy Musician

Go on! Pick a card.

'My nephew Richie can download all your work from the internet for free. You are all fired.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Tortoise and the Hare

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

'What's the poule ding?' 'Roast chicken. The ding is the sound of the microwave.'