Sound Designer Pillows

Legends of Hold Music

The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Muzak

An Enginear.

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Ringtone Composer.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."

Kissing Prompt

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

New music conference

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Subwoofer

Music producers.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

I Pagliacci

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.