Soul Searchers Mugs

'I worked very hard and finally got to the top of the ladder... only to find that I'd leaned it against the wrong wall.'

"I'm going to India to find myself..."

"Reason for return?"

"When I looked in the mirror this morning, Bill, I realized I no longer knew or respected the man I saw there. And after the initial shock wore off, it hit me: I CAN WORK WITH THIS!"

"Relax - I'm just here for the hopes and dreams."

'I have been searching my soul to find the real reason why I ended up here and one answer in particular keeps turning up.'

Lonely guy with shadow

'Scram! -- I don't endorse candidates!'

Conflict

"I found myself when I travelled the world, but we forgot to exchange numbers."

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Christian and Born again Christian...

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Existential Risk

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

"The meaning of life at a glance"

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

Bob Dylan

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'