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"Hang on mate - are you off-duty..??"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Worm eats the fish.

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

A Jack Tar

GREENLAND

'Help.'

Sea song.

A yacht being followed by sharks.

The Incomplete Angler

Titanic has sign that reads 'How's my driving?'

You're stopping me for sailing & drinking? No sweat. I can swim in a strait line!

'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!'

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

'They carry junk mail.'

Plugged progress

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