Sorcery Student Mugs

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Witch's Brew.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

"I'm hexting."

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

'Razed any good cities lately?'

Magus

Speeding again, Margaret?

Heavenwood

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'

"I'm tired of using this broom all the time!" "Try using the car."

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

'I can't do next Friday'